Delicious tender Canadian lobster canned in butter and sunflower oil. Crack the seal, throw the can on the grill, and you're good to go. 

If you want to become an absolute immortal legend on your next camping trip, pack a few cans of this and wake your friends up with lobster rolls for breakfast. It will never be forgotten and you'll probably have an easier time getting help moving that impossibly heavy sofa bed next time.